Why don't you come with me little girl, on a magikarp-et ride.

PS2 Sucks. GameCubones.

This shit is Onix-ceptable

I metapod of whales the other day

I can't act but omestar in a movie.

That last fight nearly Tauros apart.

I fought the War-Tortle-ly naked.

I don't know if I beleive that story. It sounds Farfetch'd

I'm gonna use my taser to Zapados Niggas

Your Mom likes to Rhydon my dick

Everytime I Piss a Squirtle Little

Weedle Make You High

Don't let the Horsea the kids again.

I Hope no one on 4-Chan-sey's Those Naked Pictures I Posted

I'm not gonna Raichu a love song!

 

Machop-sticks broke.

You've got quite a Par-a-sectxy Tit There.

I Machoke that Bitch

I turn on my Charm-an-der pants come right off.

E-Raticate the Jews

Kakuna Rattata

I will not Pickachu in the shower.